Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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