I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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