operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i think i just lost a toe
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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