On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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