just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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