home. puking in laundry basket.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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