Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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