great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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