She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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