We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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