his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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