At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I currently don't understand fingers.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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