mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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