doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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