is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
