Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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