Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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