Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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