You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Screwed.edu
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
why is half of my head shaved?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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