I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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