any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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