I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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