hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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