dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
this will be a night to untag.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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