what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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