Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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