Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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