You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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