just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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