this boner is exhausting
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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