need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
