Me too!
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
