Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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