wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
