everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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