Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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