I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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