My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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