Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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