Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
