He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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