i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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