He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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