She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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