can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm always down for nudity.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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