I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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