Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I miss vodka workout Fridays
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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