So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
