Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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