I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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