Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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